A Bit of Election Day Humor for You
A man dies and God tells him he can try out Heaven and Hell both for a day to see where he wants to go. First he goes to hell and everything is GREAT. There are beautiful women, the beer is flowing, the party is never ending, life is good in hell. Then he goes to Heaven and everyone is just laid back, hanging around, being good. Later God asks the man where he wants to go and he replies "Well, no offense, but Heaven was kind of boring. I think I'd like to go to Hell." So God is like "Fine by me" and sends to guy to hell.
When the guy gets there, nothing is the same. We're talking fire, brimstone, screaming agony and gnashing of teeth. So the guy asks Satan"Hey, what happened? This place was so awesome just a few days ago."
Satan replied, "We were campaigning."
And then another one just for good measure, Patricia, remember that I love you, you lib you.
Hillary and Obama are in a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
America.
2 comments:
Okay, I admit, I chuckled out loud. I love you too, you're my favorite Republican! :)
Funny! Here's another one:
A man dies, goes to Heaven and finds out that everyone is assigned a clock while on earth. The clock hand moves forward every time that person lies. He sees Mother Teresa's clock and it had never moved. Abraham Lincoln's clock had only moved 4 minutes because he'd only told 4 lies. The man looks around a bit and asks "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" St. Peter says "Oh, God's using that in his room as a ceiling fan!"
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