Maybe I need to back off the life lessons.

Sophie and I have been having conversations about germs. It started when she was trying to drink the bathwater. I told her it was yucky because all the dirt and germs from her body were in that water. We got quite detailed, going into the germs from her girl parts and bottom were in that water, and if she drank it she could get sick.

I tell you that to tell you this.

Sophie had an "accident" the other day. Other parents know that by "accident" I mean that she peed all over herself. Accident just sounds nicer. She's already upset because she had an accident, but then she is distraught because the "DERMS ARE ALL OBER ME! MOMMA, GET THE DERMS OFF! MY LEGS ARE ITCHY WITH DERMS!". A wet wipe bath was not enough, so even though it was near midnight, a shower was the only thing that would calm her down.

I think I may have created my own miniature Howard Hughs. For her birthday I'm going to buy her a jumbo bottle of hand sanitizer.