More Sophie Humor

Two quick stories...

The other day I asked Sophie if she had tooted and she replied "no, but I honked the horn in my butt."

And then yesterday I smashed my finger. Hard. As I was hopping around the kitchen like a wild woman Sophie, in great distress, asked me what was wrong. I said "I just smashed the SNOT out of my finger." She gave me a kiss on my ouchie and said "You need to be more careful Momma, if you smash your finger again ALL the snot will be out of it."